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New Moon Wallpapers

November 21st, 2009 (05:22 pm)
amused

current mood: amused

made these for my daughter and her friend Daughter is Team Jacob and her friend is team Edward

as always if you adopt one please let me know and fill out the proper paperwork

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All I want for Christmas request so Far

November 11th, 2009 (07:09 pm)

here we go again ... am actually going to post these for everyone and if you want one made let me know

you know the drill behind the cut you adopt you fill out the paperwork

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All I want for Christmas Icons

November 11th, 2009 (07:49 am)

all right its that time of year again am making my all I want for Christmas Icons if you want one let me know I have already done a few for myself but am making more

1.Photobucket 2. Photobucket 3. Photobucket

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whooo hooo time for this years Darwin Awards

November 8th, 2009 (02:30 pm)
amused

current mood: amused

The Darwin's are out!!!! A tribute to Stupidity!!!


Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us and the escapades that got them the award.

Here is the glorious winner:
1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

And now, the honorable mentions:
2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.

3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.

5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?]

7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.

8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."

9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER]

10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

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weeee Halloween time

October 31st, 2009 (11:55 pm)

got incoming photos from the kids out fits should have them up by tomorrow some time
people said I did great but I am like Mmmmeh oh well l will let all you decide

some quick shots behind the cut

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Jeff Goldblum wallpaper

October 28th, 2009 (08:56 pm)

No idea why I got refasinated with jeff really no idea what set it off Maybe a dream I really do not know But use to have a mad crush on him in the very early 90's before Jurassic park thou he was quite good in that. And he is doing great on Law and Order: CI so to help on my crushing made a wallpaper

as always its behind the cut and if you take please let me know

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Stargate Universe

October 3rd, 2009 (07:53 am)

Hmmm got to say that by the pilot so far I am liking it.

I loved Atlantis. The show had its occasional problems, but in general they were a lot of fun and a good way to kill an hour at a time. Loved the opening of the episode and the fact that even during a rushed escape for their lives they injected a bit of humor.

I will continue to watch just to see what happens with the show as it looks like its adding up to a Lost in Space type of show.

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superman...er Smallville

September 25th, 2009 (08:16 pm)

Yeah I actually sat down and watched the season Premiere.

so here we go

Good:
-Continuity for a change, and not ignoring the events of last season, but completely building upon them.
-Addressing his flight impotence.
-Tess's "I got my ass kicked" makeup.
-Shirtless Oliver (ok three shows now with hot shirtless guys Hmmmmm)
-Acknowledging that Jimmy's death was a joint FUBAR.
-Clark remembering the events of Reckoning.
-Brian Austin Green being one of the best things in the episode. Just like he was on T:SCC.
-Zod's ego. Huge and fun to behold as always.
-Clark manning up and fighting. For real.
-Lois's uncontrollable crush on the blur.
-The nod to real time with the date check for Lois.
-Tom & Erica looked like they were really making love in the dream sequence. Great acting.

Weak Sauce:
-That Clark is, again , being held up because of his feelings for a girl.
-That Clark being less human is necessary for him to become Superman. That's the opposite of the idea of being raised by the Kents making him a hero.
-The dark, washed out Minority Report look is...just really irritating.
-The show in general is extremely dark...Superman burning his shield into rescue scenes?
-I no longer understand the definition of Chloe's character. I just don't get who she is anymore.
-Too many damn kryptonians on Earth. Takes away from Clark's uniqueness. And once they get powers, how will he stop them?
-The Legion ring is now the most convenient plot device since Lana. Or Kryptonite.
-Oliver. Everything about him and Dark Clark is just Batman penis envy. ( thou I still think Oliver Is HOT!!!)
-Every scene between the leads feels like a sexual tension/burning/I need to f|uck you exchange. Tess/Zod, Chloe/Clark, Lois/Ollie, Lois/Blur, Metallo/Lois, Chloe/Dr. Hamilton
-The way overused idea of time travel with no memory. Because now it's clear to see that Lois's whole arc this season is going to be about remembering those three weeks.
-Clark's "destiny" doesn't seem to really do anything except get people around him dead.

Funny:
-Watching Tom and Erica age. They're both way too old now to be playing the age that they're trying to play.

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Such a strange and sad summer

September 19th, 2009 (08:58 pm)

We had been told to expect the deaths of the famous to come in threes, not in the dozens.

But all through the summer of 2009 came a ceaseless and somber drumbeat, as idols of all walks of life passed away. From Walter Cronkite to Sen. Ted Kennedy, the nonstop loss of luminaries continued almost as if a seasonal occurrence — as much a part of summer as hot dogs and humidity.

Even with the media-inflated memorials, the parade of deaths was unusual. The phrase "summer of death" popped up, perhaps first used by New York magazine, which cheekily claimed the trademark. There's no particular reason for such an aberration; the death rate is typically higher during winter.

Early May saw the passing of the beloved Dom DeLuise, 75. But the portly entertainer was only a springtime harbinger of what was to follow.

On June 4, the "Kung Fu" actor David Carradine, 72, was found dead in a Bangkok hotel room. On June 23, Ed McMahon, the loyal "Tonight" show sidekick to Johnny Carson, died at the age of 86.

Just two days later, two icons of Generation X died. First was the news that Farrah Fawcett, the `70s sex symbol and "Charlie's Angels" star had died of cancer at 62. Late in the day, came the more unbelievable reports that Jackson had died.

Jackson's cultural importance alone would have been enough to keep his passing in the news cycle for weeks. But the complex nature of his estate and the murky details surrounding his death (eventually labeled a homicide by the medical examiner's office) insured Jackson remained on front pages and on cable news crawls. He was only buried on Sept. 3. Prosecutors are still investigating.

Before the end of June, the TV pitchman Billy Mays died. Like Jackson, he was just 50.

Early July saw the passing of Robert S. McNamara, 93. The Pentagon chief who directed the escalation of the Vietnam War — and was vilified by many for it.

Cronkite, who memorably commented in 1968 that Vietnam appeared an unwinnable stalemate, died on July 17. A voice of authority and the premier TV anchorman of the century, Cronkite's death was felt across journalism.

Don Hewitt, the TV news pioneer who created "60 Minutes" and was, like Cronkite, a CBS legend, died later in the summer on Aug. 19. That was just a day after the passing of political columnist Robert Novack.

Two days after Cronkite's death was Frank McCourt's. The teacher and "Angela's Ashes" author, died of cancer at the age of 78. Perhaps more than anyone, the Pulitzer Prize-winning writer blazed the trail of the popular modern memoir.

August saw the death of writer-director John Hughes, whose films such as "The Breakfast Club," "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" and "Sixteen Candles" defined `80s youth. Hughes was 59.

On Aug. 11, Eunice Kennedy Shriver died. Famous to some for being the sister of President John F. Kennedy, Shriver's great accomplishment was founding the Special Olympics.

Two days later, Les Paul died at the age of 94. His contributions to music can't be underestimated; he developed multitrack recording and the solid-body electric guitar.

And just two weeks after Shriver's death, Sen. Edward M. Kennedy died at his home in Hyannis Port at the age of 77 after battling a brain tumor. The liberal lion of the Senate served for 46 years in Washington where he helped pass countless laws on many parts of civic life, from civil rights to health care.

The glamorous New York author Dominick Dunne, who specialized in stories about the rich and famous, died on Aug. 26 at the age of 83. Two days later followed DJ AM, the 36-year-old celebrity disc jockey.

"It feels like there's a lot of interest in celebrities — maybe more interest now than there used to be," said Claire Noland, obituary editor of The Los Angeles Times. "Any time you have someone that's even a moderate celebrity, they make more news now than maybe they would have before."

Last week, Patrick Swayze. The "Dirty Dancing" actor, 57, lost his long fight with pancreatic cancer. But even he wasn't the last.

With just days of summer officially remaining, perhaps — and hopefully — the last star to pass away in the summer of '09 was Mary Travers, who was one-third of the `60s folk trio Peter, Paul and Mary. She died Wednesday at the age of 72 after battling leukemia for several years.

And that summary still omits the passings of many others, including TV actress Gale Storm, Academy Award-winning actor Karl Malden, music manager Allen Klein, former NFL quarterback Steve McNair, British conductor Sir Edward Downes, the jazz composer George Russell, and Merce Cunningham, the avant-garde dancer and choreographer.

Together, those who died in the summer of 2009 came from seemingly every phase of life. Among them were titans of the news business, moviemaking, television, politics, music and literature.

No one who ever picked up a guitar, danced to "Thriller," watched a quality TV news broadcast, read a gripping memoir or laughed through a coming-of-age comedy could have failed to feel the loss.

Autumn can't come soon enough.

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Eric Sookie wallpaper

August 30th, 2009 (10:25 pm)
anxious

current location: sitting in front of Comp waiting on a link arrrgggggghhhh
current mood: anxious

Well While I am waiting for True Blood I actually made a wallpaper
so behind the cut is a Sookie and Eric Wallpaper

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